IF I WERE A FERRET I WOULD TRY NOT TO....
 
 .....take things out of Mom's shopping bags & hide them where they may
never be found!
 
 .....Give Mom & Dad that innocent, who me look when I know that I've
done it.
 
 .....Chew holes in bags, so that when Mommy picks them up, stuff falls
out all over the place.
 
 ......Go through Mommy's purse any chance I can get, & take out what I
think she doesn't need.
 
 ......Try so hard to get to Daddy beer...I know it's not good for me.
 
 ......Constantly find new sleeping spots & worry Mom & Dad so much.
 
Sal
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[Posted in FML issue 3167]