Gowwy, gowwy, gowwy!!!!
 
Dat Hideekinz!!  Awl shee duz iz hide.  She wuz unda da Bwidge whin she
came "ova".  Sheez kinda bashful.  But she wuvs ta chew on da Boss's weatha
sandaws.  Kewt!!  Evreeebuddy wuvs huh heah.  Ah tink she wuvs ta hide cuz
sheez sooo smaww, n itz eazy faw huh too du so.  N' JT?  Tanks fow takin
cawe uv huh.  She waz destind ta hehp me.  Shee sayd yew wuved to wite n
pick at da keybowd.  Sheez doin gweat.  Shee sayz shee wuvs yew n she sayz
she missez yew but she gitz mowe fwuit n soup up heah than eva befowa.
Shee wiww wait jus fow yew win ya cwoss ova tooo, witch shee sayz ta tayke
yew tahm.
 
Now, 'bout da Bwidge.  Da Bwidge is fehwwit heaven n fow otha tings.  Itz
fow aww da boss'z cweatuwes.  Dey haf it mayd up heah.  Fow n even gweata
undastandin uv dis, wog onto www.rainbowbridge.com evendo' ah don spehww
it wike dey do.  Ah hope dis hehps ya!!!
 
wuv n wotsa dooks,
 
Scwabblz at da Bwidge
 
Hideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!  sheez steawin' mah hawo!!!!!!!!!  sheeeez
hiydeyin it!!!!!!!!!!
Hideeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!  no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Da Boss iz gunna be upset
wit me!!!!!!!!  no!!!!!!!  come bak heah, yew siwwy bwat!!!!!!!!!  Ahm
gunna git ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!....................
[Posted in FML issue 3095]