It's time for a few funnies,at least I hope they are,I was chuckling.I
overheard Taz talking to Sugar and giving her some ferretisms for her
education.Hope you enjoy what I wrote down.First we'll do the scientific
ferretisms.
 
1. The number of treats is inversely proportionate to the cuteness of the
   pose.
 
2. (E)nergy put out = (M)ustelid x (C)razy squared.
 
3. No two ferrets can occupy the same space in the tube at the same
   time.(Says who?).
 
4. For every chomp,there is an equal and opposite scruff.
 
5. Lift plus thrust must overcome gravity and the distance to the raisins
   on the counter.
 
6. The diameter of the object to be hidden must be smaller than that of
   the hidey hole entrance.
 
7. The speed of sound is quicker than your human,use this to your
   advantage.While they investigate one sound,you can be into something
   else in another room.
 
8. Two objects falling will reach the ground at the same time,regardless
   of their weight,so that tubby ferret will hit the floor at the same
   time as the treat box he knocked off.
 
9. Your human can't exceed the speed of a ferret with a prized but stolen
   object,so go for it.
 
10. The size of the ferret has nothing to do with the size of the ferret
    ego contained within said ferret.
 
Hope you enjoyed this irreverent look at the scientific ferretisms.Next we
will do colloquial ferretisms.Have a fuzzy day.
 
Sandy and 5 fuzzy scientists
[Posted in FML issue 3094]