I would find me a nice owner like Auntie Catherine in Utah to take care of
me.  I know she would treat me like fine brittle china and not let me do
anything for myself, give me lots of treats, and kiss me everyday.
 
And then I could help Hubert, aka Fatty Fatty 2x4, hide potatoes behind the
kitchen drawers.  hehehe.
 
Maggie Mae
[Posted in FML issue 3155]