HOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
 
Man, dat Boss.  Haz me goin'.  Sowwy its takin me so wong....
 
Ah gweeted Osca a cupl o' dayz ago, n ya shudda seen dat bwat fwyin n
dancin wownd!!!  He made a compwete mess of da dancin hall weah we weah
goin to haf a wa dancin contest.  Osca fwew in n scwatcht up da fwoow, wit
his Fweddie Kooga nailz.  He said he wiked em wike dat.  Hee said he yuziz
dem ta make mawks in da gowden doows n dig in da cawpeting.  Da boss dont
mind, He says dat is what a fuwbwat duz.  Da boss iz sooooo payshent and
wuvin.  Osca's havin hissef a wondaful tahm.  Suzan D., wiww you pweez giv
da messij dat Osca iz fahn?
 
Now, onta Eowf.  Ah tink dey spehhed it "Eyolf"  Aneeway, heez da man.
Heeez not wowdy lak Osca.  Hee wuvs ta eeet fwuit.  Hee allwayz bwingz hiz
pwate to da kitchin wen heez finisht.  Da kitchin hehpas lahk dat!!!
Sheesh.  Whoo wuddn't?
 
Miwa da spwite iz jus so pweshus.  Shee wuvs ta dig in da cawpets n cwaw da
gowden doows.  But shee weawwy hehps out at da fewwitvite n nutwical centa.
Shee wuvs ta bwing da mealz on weeelz to da gewiatwick bwats.  Dey awl wuv
huh soooo mutch.  Ahm gwad sheeez heah.  N Miwa smiwes on huh Jen evweeday.
Yep!!  She suwe duz!!!!
 
'N ta Shiloh, Amadeus, Ozzie, Sonny, Sadie, Whisper, yew kin tayk you tahm
gittin heah.  Mom's gotta wotta tahm.  Ah preesheeayte ya'll doe.  Ya awtta
see da doows up heh!!!  Dey awe so big n fat, dat it wiww tayk yew aww day
ta git ta da udda side.  Ya awwta see da cawpet.  Wots of it 'n sooo
shaggy!!!!!!  Wuv ya!!!!!  Bwing Tess.  Ah wanna wesssl.
 
Aneeway,  gotta go an' see wut Osca's doin',   a 'gin!!!
 
wuv aww o' ya!!!!
Scwabblz
[Posted in FML issue 3093]