First of all, as a northerner from moose-land, I have to say that moose eat
wood, and therefore what they poop out is....wood, and so it only makes
sense (around these parts, anyway) to make that into neat jewelry.  It is
completely common around here.  The idea of ferret poop as earrings, well,
ick.
 
Anyway, I was wondering if anyone has any suggestions for where I could
find an ounce scale suitable for weighing my ferrets.  I'm always worrying
about my little Molly--no matter what I do, she always feels bony to me,
and her fur is not nearly as soft and fluffy as Merlin's, though they eat
the same things.
 
thanks,
debbi and the m&m ferrets
[Posted in FML issue 3026]