Dea Muhv n Andwea:
 
Pweaz pweaz pweaz be happy.  Pookie's heah n' doin' gweat, now.  He fwew
ova da bwidg.  Fwew!!!  In fact, heez so good, da Boss n Sandee put him
in chawge of da fwyin wessons.  N dat fuwbutt dooks 'bout ya awl da tahm.
Heez wookin at ya now.  Heez smiwin at ya.  Can ya feel him lookin at ya?
Hiz eyz awe spawkin atchya.  He wuvs ya lahk no one else cud.  Andwea?
Tell wil Muhv dat it's gunna be ok.  N' Andwea, ya do a gud job, ya no dat?
Pookie dooks bout ya, but not lahk he dooks bout Muhv.
 
Take cawe, Muhv n Andwea,
we wuv ya up heah!!!!
 
fwum,
Scwabbles
[Posted in FML issue 3087]