I will not break in the new kitty, I will allow her to get used to me
before I try to get a leg.
 
I will not steal and hid potato's that mom and dad find weeks later all
shrivled up and yucky.
 
I will not steal the human babies toys in order to add to my collection.
 
I will not try to drag the human baby into my hiddy hole, the baby does
not like it when I put my teeth on him.
 
June and "We're in the ARMY now" brats
[Posted in FML issue 3191]