I will not take the mary kay lipstick testers, chew holes through them and
then run across my humans white futon cover.
 
I will not tip over coke cans and have soccer tournments in the kitchen
with my sister ferret at 4:00 in the morning.
 
I will not steal my humans hair rollers and return them slowly over a
period of a week.  I usually only bring one out at a time when I want
attention.
 
I will not steal the make up brushes any more.
 
I will not pull out the answering machine wires unless I know for sure it
is a bill collector calling.  I guess I could check the caller ID... That
goes double if I think it is her ex boyfriend calling.  Never liked him.
Thought he was a weasel!
[Posted in FML issue 3167]