Hmmm... I'd have to say that if I were a ferret, the first thing I would
do is take a cue from my ferret matriarch, Pip- climb to the highest shelf
I could and push everything down!  (Although, my other gal Sasha's got a
good idea too... sleep late!)
 
Kelly and the Horde:
Pip, Sasha, Liam, and Dakota
 
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
 
"i wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?"
[Posted in FML issue 3152]