Come on people, somebody show I'm right.  Nobody at work believes any of
you will pay to see a guy wearing a ferret hair 'rug'.  How about if I
throw in one them swello-jello arfgans?  Then will somebody pay $15. to
see either my boss or my husband wearing Neugi's cast off hair?
 
All it takes is a check made out to your favorite shelter, sent to me,
Georgia Wood, 1673 N Jantzen St, Portland OR 97217.  Tell me which guy you
want to see (trust me, none of them is naked!) and what color afghan you
would like.
 
Oh, please, please, please!
 
Georgia
 
[Moderator's note: You might get more offers if you leave out the comment
about lack of nudity!  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 3075]