::squating on the carpet for no apparent reason, using his hands to talk,
eyes huge with wonder, and talking loudly and excitingly with an aussie
accent::
 
Welcome back to Wolfy's flat!  I am deep in cahrpet shahrk ter'tory now,
mate!  I'm sure if we push on we'll foind those two bugga's Ping and Pong
for sure!  The bloke, Seanus Stoutus, is fahst asleep now fahr from here.
So no worries 'bout him.  I can see many other spec'mens of fert's sleeping
in their hammocks.
 
While I"m still searchin' out this abode for Ping and Pong, I must warn
yew that in many fert's societies males can be ter'torial.  Alpha males can
be especccccially dayngerous if threatened.  So you don't want to yank a
chew-weasil from their mouths... these fella's have shahrp teeth!  You
especially want to be careful of fingers, and your face with them.  You
don't EVER want to blindly intrude on their hidey'holes, with your face
like.... ""SNAP SNAP""
 
::Carpet Shark Scott now sitting up with a beauty of a spec'men of a silver
blaze hanging on his left nostil, and a lovely species of a bibbed dark
silver on his right nostril::
 
G'day mates!
 
Wolfy
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For information on deafness in ferrets:
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[Posted in FML issue 3188]