There once was a ferret named Bob
Who thought he was a pretty cool hob
He went to the vet
And what do you bet
That hob can no more do the job!
 
There once was a jill so serene
In front of the mirror she'd preen
She went to the vet
And what do you bet
No stretch marks will mar that fair queen!
 
I challenge others to make groups of limericks that share lines 3&4!
 
Linda Iroff
Oberlin OH
[Posted in FML issue 2977]