Hi Everyone(Again)
Well the furies have finally done it.  Given me enough gray fright hairs
to start a collection.
 
The Ferret Collective tried to make good their escape but their attempts
were foiled, thanks to Jasmine.  As the plot begins the innocent but
mischievous looking critters were frolicking about the house while mom
cleans room and cage.  That's when the idea formed.  When mom came out of
the room to look for said convicts only three out of seven could be found
lurking around different places.  Mom thought this was a game they were
playing.  Mom was wrong.  You see it all started with the innocent looking
step stool dad built so they could smell the fresh air.  Upon looking at
one of our living room windows, the face of a ferret was staring back.
Only problem-the ferret body was hanging on the outside while the other
three (already outside) encouraged her to make good on the attempt.
 
Reaction-Mom screams for Dad and the chase begins.  First thought-squeaky
toy they come to that.  Oh one came to it all.  Twister (the ring leader)
came from under the steps, ran up the stairs, bit mom on finger, and ran
back down the stairs, and bottled brushed from end to end.  Mom squeaked
again and this time he was caught.  In the meantime, Dad saw a white blur
going around the side of the house and the chase continued.  Tigger was
apprehended.  But the ever elusive wolf managed to keep us running until he
was corralled in the back yard by two guards.  (Bailey and Echo the dogs).
Upon returning all to the house, they were immediately put back in jail,
while mom and dad rearranged their nervous system.  They are no longer
allowed to watch old movie re-runs.  Anyone else care to share a gray
haired moment.
 
Kathy and the Ferrets of Alcatraz
[Posted in FML issue 2985]