I will not insist on using dad's toothbrush to give myself that stylish
spiked look on my head...
I will not insist that the bathroom door be wide open at all times..
I will not tease the dog that wants to eat me..
I will not flat dog until mom carries me everywhere just to prove that I'm
the best ferret...
I will not hide green pepper cores and then scatter the seeds everywhere...
HAHAHA....sure I won't
Ziggy Ferret
[Posted in FML issue 3164]