Kat's post about almost putting FerretTone in her coffee made me think of
two stupid things I almost did with ferret stuff.
 
The first: A few months ago, bright and early in the morning, I went into
the bathroom to brush my teeth.  The night before I had been doing ferret
toenails with the FerretVite on the belly trick.  So I had left the tube on
the bathroom counter.  Being terribly groggy and not paying attention, I
picked up the FerretVite tube, squeezed out a ribbon onto my toothbrush and
lifted it toward my mouth.  Only as it got close enough that I could smell
it, did I realize "Ack!  That's not toothpaste!"
 
The second: In my haste to douse a cut on my finger with peroxide, I picked
up the FerretTone bottle from the bathroom counter and attempted to get the
lid off.  When my hands started to stick to the bottle, I realized that it
wasn't peroxide.
 
Guess I should stop leaving ferret goodies in the bathroom!
[Posted in FML issue 3068]