Could you love me like my ferret?
 
Could you always think I look great, no matter what I have on?
 
Could you forgive anything and never hold a grudge, especially when it's my
fault
 
Could you never have a bad day
 
Could you like my dirty clothes and smelly gym shoes, the dirtier and
smellier the better
 
Could you always be thrilled to go on a drive or an errand, as long as it's
with me
 
Could you follow me anywhere
 
Could you hunt around for what's new to do and see
 
Could you never change how you feel about me
 
Could you always nuzzle my neckCould you always be happy with what you have
 
Could you never complain
 
Could you understand my moods and not blame me for having them
 
Could you show how much you like the furniture by jumping and climbing all
over it
 
Could you always do your best
 
Could you give me little tiny love nips when you get excited
 
Could you be eager to have a ball
 
Could you always keep a secret
 
Could you sniff out new trails that are off the beaten path
 
Could your eyes always shine at me with love and acceptance
 
Could you be my best friend and constant companion
 
Could you never be embarrassed by public displays of affection
 
Could you celebrate each spring by digging up the flowers
 
Could you let me dress you up and take silly photos just because they make
me smile
 
Could you cherish the little presents I give you, like used tennis balls
and worn-out socks
 
Could you always be ready for a great roll in the dirt or the leaves......
or the hay
 
Could you always be there
 
Could you always be ready to play
 
Could you suffer through bubble baths because I love how they make you
smell
 
Could you always chase me
 
Could you always understand
 
Could you control your killer instinct even when it's brought on by
insufferable "cattiness"
 
Could you flop down and relax in any situation
 
Could you never have trouble rolling over and going to sleep
 
Could you be a beach bum and chase the waves with me
 
Could you trust me
 
Could you never worry
 
Could you empty the trash
 
Could you jump through hoops for me
 
Could you always care
 
Could you never expect expensive gifts
 
Could you leave a little trail of footprints so I never have to wonder
where you went
 
Could you be so comfortable with me that sometimes you just doze off
 
Could you always track down anything
 
Could you answer to pet names like "baby" and "precious" and not think it
ridiculous
 
Could you make a splash whereever you go
 
Could you never be embarrassed when nature calls
 
Could you dedicate your life to me
[Posted in FML issue 2980]