My dream ferret is healthy. He has a beautiful full coat. He could be
brown or white-maybe even a mutt. He could be a she. Maybe he has big
ears. Could his eyes be too big? He is very inquisitive-always checking
everything out-always into something. Sometimes he cuddles. Sometimes he
does the most weasely of wardances. He hits the litter box 100% of the
time. He rarely bites-except maybe when he's trying to drag me to his
hidey-hole. He loves Totally Ferret. He looks like an angel when he's
asleep. His kisses are free and always available. His sweet little face
can melt my heart no matter how big a mess he's made. He keeps his toys
stashed neatly in a corner. He greets me each morning with a light in
his eyes. His nose is cold and wet and feels wonderful on my face.
Sometimes when he's playing-he stops what he's doing and just stares at me.
Sometimes he just wants to be held. He loves to go for walks. He loves
raisins. But I think the most important part of my dream ferret is that he
loves me-and he allows me to love him. I don't think a more perfect ferret
could be found.
[Posted in FML issue 2846]