You Have Ferrets In Your House If:
 
1.All wastepaper baskets are on their sides 90% of the time.
 
2.Bag of potting soil mysteriously found exploded/imploded under kitchen
cabinet.
 
3.Insoles in husband's work boots disappear approx 30 seconds after he
takes them off.
 
4.Out of the corner of your eye you see plastic bag of apples seemingly
going down the hall by itself.
 
5.answering machine on lamp table suddenly comes on and starts playing
messages.
 
6.the following are found in unused drawer: 2 pens, 3 plastic lids, a
purple feather, 3 fossilized raisins, old tube of mascara, empty sunflower
seed bag, 2 nail files, 1 empty scotch tape dispenser, and 8 boot insoles!!
 
7.the feeling that cold moist little noses are touching your ankles at
intervals throughout the day.
 
Thanks to those who sent tips and emails on deafness in ferrets.
Linda
[Posted in FML issue 2980]