Ah, a ferret dictionary!  What a useful resource for the more literate and
worldly ferrets out there. :o)  Don't know how common these words are, but
my fiance and I use them all the time...
 
Head - The little fuzzy thing with eyes and ears peeking out from beneath
the couch
 
Tail - The long fuzzy thing that ferrets always seem to forget about when
they're trying to hide
 
Fursnake - A ferret
 
Furworm - A baby ferret
 
Furlog - A ferret who has suddenly lost its legs
 
Furspider - Two hyperactive ferrets walking piggy-back style
 
Furdoughnut - A curled up sleeping ferret
 
Furslinky - A ferret with no backbone
 
Carpetshark - A mischievous little ferret
 
Anklebiter - See entry for carpetshark
 
Bunny rabbit - What an otherwise gentle ferret thinks its human is when its
human is hiding deep down in a tunnel (i.e. asleep under the bedcovers)
 
Lump - That warm cushy thing under the covers that just must be a sleeping
ferret
 
Rice box - Ferret fun!
 
Tubes - More ferret fun!
 
Poofy tail - A sure sign that your ferret is excited
 
[JM]
[Posted in FML issue 2979]