Once Molly Ferret stood by the door
And left a lot of green poops on the floor
she went to the vet
and what do you bet
She has green diarrhea no more!
 
Once there was a ferret named Merlin
He wardanced around and made a big din
he went to the vet
and what do you bet
You wouldn't believe the trouble he still gets in!
 
Once there was a ferret named Cue Ball
As male ferrets go, he was quite small
he went to the vet
and what do you bet
It didn't change his size at all!
 
Well, so maybe I'm not the world's best poet, but I had fun making
these up!
 
debbi, Molly Dolly, Merlin, and in memory of CueBall
[Posted in FML issue 2978]