I will sell BIG's middle name under the following conditions:
 
1. BIG must agree, after all it is his name.
 
2. Any reasonable contribution to SOS is sufficient to purchase the name.
 
3. The purchaser must agree to keep the information confidential, or it
   will lose it's value.
 
4. I will do this on trust.  If someone tells me they have actually put the
   check in the mail, I will email them the information.
 
So, BIG, what do you say?
 
Linda Iroff
 
PS Judith, what is the address for SOS donations?
 
[Moderator's note: Hmmm... might work.  Though a starting and ending date
would make me feel better.  You know, kinda like the way Disney releases
old features.  Unpredicatable.  Ferrets act like that too.  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 2922]