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Hello, folxes.
Condolences to those who've recently lost a loved one.
You people just *had* to go and do it. I don't know when you'll quit, but
this one was really a cake topper.
See, my fuzzbutts can read. They saw the subjects about the papaya extract
and thought this should be a very proper ferret game. So, when I went to
the store, at least one of them snuck along with me and got a papaya.
Don't ask how...I think they sneak off with change found in the couch to
pay for things like this.
A friend of mine recently gave me some peaches that she had canned (*I* say
they were "jarred", but she says its still canning!) and I had finished off
a jar of them. I washed it out with the intention of giving it back to her
(never hurts to return something that may get refilled! :) ), but the rodeo
clowns found the jar. They put the papaya in the jar, then took turns
trying to "extract" the papaya. What a mess. Took almost three hours
to scrub the pieces and the juice off the floor, fridge and cabinets.
Next time, do me a favor. When you come up with your subject headers,
DON'T MAKE THEM SO SUGGESTIVE! My kids just *wait* for this kind of
behavior to spill out!
Todd and the (Rather Sticky) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns
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[Posted in FML issue 2888]
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