Since these wild fuzzies of ours are great at making messes,it's time we
humans got some help in cleaning up.  The best use for that extra fuzzy
ferret is as a dust collector.This can also be a game,if it's done right.
 
To dust under the bed,use 2 humans,one on either side of the bed.Now,slide
the ferret from person to person,back and forth under the bed.After all,
ferrets have been used to catch bunnies for a long time.We're just catching
dust bunnies.Make sure to shake out the ferret after dusting,or they'll
just put it all back.
 
You can play this game on a dusty table or shelf also.It is recommended
that you remove all breakable items first,or your ferret may stop the game
to do some cleaning of their own.
 
Ferrets with long whiskers are very good for cleaning those hard to reach
cobwebs.You know,the ones behind the dresser and bookshelves you never get
around to dusting.Always check your ferret for stray spiders,that's just
dusting etiquette.
 
Your athletic ferret is good for cleaning that dirty ceiling fan.CAUTION:
Never turn the fan on while cleaning is in progress.Dusting the tv screen
can be fun,but remember,if you rub too hard,your ferret may stick to the
screen.Of course,this can be useful,if your ferret is misbehaving.Caution
should be used in cleaning the computer monitor screen.Never,never leave
your ferret alone with the computer.The FLO is active and computer
literate.
 
The main rule of cleaning with your ferret is to have fun.You and your
fuzzy can enjoy many long hours of dusting enjoyment,and you'll have a
home that's cleaner,even if your fuzzy isn't.
 
Disclaimer-No ferrets were hurt in the writing of this post.
 
Sandy and 4 dustin' Fuzzier butts
[Posted in FML issue 2858]